Well, she's not as cuddly as our third cast member, but the slide projector we got in the mail today can be warm in her own special way. If you treat her right.
Rose: She seems so . . . remote.
Chris: Well . . . she came with a remote.
Rose: That explains it.
Her drab exterior masks the glow within. She is smudged with the fingerprints of a hundred AV Club nerds. She is ours. And she is beautiful.
Slurpees consumed = 15
Daquiris consumed = 3
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