When Grandma Brezec dies, estranged twins Orson and Ursula find out that one of them is adopted! Too bad Grandma couldn’t remember which. Their inheritance at stake, the twins must dig through the family history of legends, lies and sex - with bears. Titillated?
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Fat. Naked. Dangerous.
Chris shaves off the 'stache! It's tough - he knows he'll get fewer (i.e. "no") respectful nods from bikers but on the other hand, no young ladies will get rug burn from making out with him. Huzzah!
Aaaah. From slacker-hoser to hipster poet in a few short moments. But no matter how cool Chris is, he's NEVER too cool for Slurpees!
Slurpee count = 109
From Toronto to Vancouver, Chris has been sporting this increasingly bushy strip of heaven. He's tended it, trimmed it, talked to it, wiped latte foam and mini-donut sugar from it lovingly. The 'stache, in turn, has been helping Chris with his lines and scaring off small children, except children whose fathers are bikers. Without further ado, here is the finished product:
One Fringe to go! First performance at the Waterfront Theatre tomorrow night at 9 p.m.! Bring it home, little 'stache. Bring it home.
Slurpee count = 96
Alright, alright. Enough clambering for more of Chris' mustache. Check out the Week . . . 5? Is it 5 weeks already? Anyway, check out the glory:
I know, I know - don't you just wanna stroke it? Or shave it all off immediately? Or just rent a handlebar mustache porn flick? Chris reports that so far, the 'stache has not garnered much "tail". But it HAS garnered respectful nods from bikers. And when bikers nod respectfully, can "tail" be far behind? History will decide.
Slurpee count = holding at 70
What was Chris doing the whole time he was in Montreal? Yeah, that's right:
Kickin' back and drinkin' a cold one for Christ. Sing it, Brother.
Slurpee count: 53
Chris, being a smart young man with great survival instincts, decided to spend part of this two week break between the Toronto Fringe and the Saskatoon Fringe travelling, camping, visiting with family and friends, etc.
I guess the prospect of hanging around the condo with two tense, sweaty lesbians who are frantically trying to pack up all of their earthly belongings to move to Vancouver didn't appeal.
Now, Chris neglected to take a self-portrait of the Week 3 'stache before he left. BUT we did take some promo pictures for the show! The star of the photos? Undoubtedly Chris's mustache.
Want a close up? Of course you do.
In other news, now that Chris has taken off, I'm stuck drinking Slurpees for two. It's a real hardship, I don't mind telling you. But, you know - I do it for the fans.
Slurpee count = 42
It's wild. It's woolly. It's Week 2 of the 'Stache and Chris says "It's like having something living on your face."
Observe.
Being relatively new to the handlebar mustache game, Chris welcomes any 'stache grooming tips or tricks. Wax? Brill Creme? Tweezers? He's all ears - but mainly 'stache.
Tune in next week for another exciting installment of . . . The 'Stache. It's coming for you.
Slurpee count = 32
After Rose forbade Chris to purchase a mullet wig for his character ("Oh my god, you can't. YOU'RE THE PRETTY ONE."), Chris had to find another way to express Orson's flamboyant nature through coiffure. After some dedicated facial hair care, Chris has succeeded in growing the rudiments of a handlebar mustache. Like the Slurpee count, the ongoing growth of Chris's mustache will be a feature on the blog. And, with no further ado, we present to you Chris's 'stache - Week One.
Slurpee count = 22
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