Cut
Sometimes, when your one-hour play clocks in at 58 minutes BEFORE you've added things in like "acting", you have to cut stuff. And sometimes, you have to cut stuff that you think is hilarious but is not necessarily working. Through the magic of blogging, however, we've been able to capture some of those lines and present them here! Completely out of context! Uh, so . . . here are some lines that won't be in the show:
"I told him if you were taking this long to drop a deuce, I'd probably have to take you to the hospital after."
"Don't you think it's time to PUT ON SOME PANTS?"
"Bitch was always after my goulash."
"Basically, outside this family, I am not treated like ASS."
-"Well, she showed me a picture of her brother once . . . "
-"But it turned out to be John Travolta?"
-"Yeah."
I'm sure there will be more. But in the meantime:
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