Chris shaves off the 'stache! It's tough - he knows he'll get fewer (i.e. "no") respectful nods from bikers but on the other hand, no young ladies will get rug burn from making out with him. Huzzah!
Aaaah. From slacker-hoser to hipster poet in a few short moments. But no matter how cool Chris is, he's NEVER too cool for Slurpees!
Slurpee count = 109